{"product_id":"bubblegum-stuff-office-udders","title":"Bubblegum Stuff - Office Udders","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen work gets udderly ridiculous, meet Office Udders — the clandestine stress reliever that lets you squeeze, not seethe. Turn desk-bound frustration into a private, squishy sigh of relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese highly squishable, desk-mounted silicone udders stick securely under your workstation, delivering a durable, discreet tug whenever tension spikes. Ergonomic placement keeps your hands busy and your face composed on calls, while the ultra-soft, slow-rebound texture melts anxiety in seconds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from skin-safe, easy-to-clean silicone with industrial-grade adhesive, they’re silent, sturdy, and built for daily milking. Boss riding you like Seabiscuit? Grab a gland, squeeze away the stress, and get back to crushing your to-do list with a grin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"William Valentine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49954630795504,"sku":"BG2412","price":19.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/9102\/8464\/files\/BG-PC-OFUD_1.webp?v=1782872662","url":"https:\/\/sensorycircle.com.au\/products\/bubblegum-stuff-office-udders","provider":"Sensory Circle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}